When I first woke up to snow this morning, I thought did someone change their snow tires too early?

Because, after all, we can just have weird weather needs to be someone’s fault, right? (This is a snarky joke I don’t really believe this.)

But then I found out that my neighbour had taken his summer car out already, and it’s only April, so clearly he has invoked the wrath of the weather gods and taken the rest of us along with him.