Yesterday, I saw this tiny bird (zoom in on the top of the tree) while I was out for a walk.
Image description: a photo of the upper branches of two evergreen trees with blue sky behind them. in the spindly upper branch at the top of the photo is a small grey or white bird.
Nothing about its shape or size or actions caused me any concern but when it said. “Tweet, tweet!” , like a person doing a very poor imitation of a bird, my suspicions were raised.
Nice try, spy-bird. Nice try.
PS – Before you send someone to do a wellness check: Yes. the bird sounded like a person saying tweet. No, I don’t actually think it was a spy.
When I was a kid, we use the phrase ‘like ducks’ to indicate that someone was bullshitting.
“My Mom gave me $20 bucks for candy!”
“Yeah, like ducks she did.”
Nowadays, I just call bullshit.
But I still like ducks!
The view from the driver’s side of my car as two ducks cross a suburban street (There is a pond not too far away, they must have been on a little adventure.)
Yesterday, after a meeting, I decided to walk home.
Most of the year, this walk would be pretty straightforward but with snow still in patches on the paths , it was a bit uncertain.
I still enjoyed it though.
I really like walking for transportation but my ADHD used to get in the way quite often and I would find that I didn’t have quite enough time to get myself to my planned destination and I’d need to take the car.
It was easier if I got dropped off because there was less timing pressure for getting home.
Now though, after years of meditation and conscious work on how to make my own ADHD life flow more smoothly, I can usually plan enough time to walk in either direction or I can decide on the best plan in advance.
All of this is to say that I had an enjoyable walk home yesterday and I felt grateful for a bit of time to move and think and listen to a podcast.
Also, I saw a cool tree.
I don’t know exactly what I find so cool but I really like this tree. Image description: the grey trunk of a (currently) leafless medium-sized tree with parts of some of the larger roots visible above ground. The trunk splits into two large parts (branches?) about 3ft from the ground and there is a whole in the branch (?) on the right side that looks like a monster eye. It’s surrounded by dead grass and leaves and there is a big patch of snow and other trees in the background nearby.
I’m glad yesterday was such a wonderfully sunny day and I was in a good mood because when I saw this on someone’s lawn I could be delightfully creeped out instead entirely freaked out.
I have a love-hate relationship with this little statue. Image description: an outdoor photo of a receding snowbank with a silvery statue of a little girl kneeling back on her heels in the middle of it. The statue is wearing a dress and pigtails and looking upward, one of her arms is extended as if pointing upwards and the other is cracked off at the end of her short sleeve. She has a small smile on her face which looks either all-knowing or shy. There is a slab of rock near her that could be a tombstone but is probably just a rock.
When I first saw it, from the side, I actually thought it was a child’s doll that had been left behind and had gotten mildewed over the winter.
See what I mean? Image description: an outdoor photo of the side view of the statue described above – a silvery little girl statue surrounded by a receding snowbank.
Luckily, the good weather and my good mood meant that this creepy statue made me even happier.
I love when people just lean right into their weirdness.